The Revenge of Labor Pain

My husband had a quite similar reaction when removed an ingrown nail.  :)  The Revenge of Labor Pain

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How Creative!

This is simply brilliant! Or, as you say in the US, awesome!  Those guys took all (very) easy (& boring) listening songs and built this very funny and intelligent piece:

Not Always What it Seems

Congratulations!

On your beautiful pot of tulips.

Or, have you thought the first pic was a birthday cake?

I did.  :)

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Brazil Produces the Best Adverts in the World

This one could well be used in the deserts of the US.  All can do it and save millions of gallons of water a year without flushing the toillet unnecessarily.




Translation:

Pee in the shower.
We want all to do it.
Men
Women
Children
Brazilians
Or Not
Aristocracy
Plebeian
Musicians
Sportsmen
Halfmen halfmonster
Things from another world (* ghosts)
Brazilian Legends
Greek Legends
Good People
Not so good people
Art Geniuses
Science Geniuses
Trapezists
Lovers
ETs
Movie Monsters
So, if you pee, you are invited
A flush spends 12 litres of clean water
In a year it is 4.380 litres
Pee in the shower
Help the Atlantic Forest (* native forest in the southeast and south of Brazil)

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Scotish kilts and stuffings

I was trying to find a funny way to post that, but there aren't any. The picture speaks for itself. Volumes!

Want to know more? Visit this website then.

And my husband is not amused with me posting those pictures!!!! Sorry, honey! :)

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Biking shorts

Gerald looooooooves biking. He has bicycles in all shapes and forms. One for each category, type of road, you name it. Of course he has all specialized gear to wear with his bikes. He's even been buying bike gear for me!!! Such a sweetheart! But, one thing struck me, all sports gear are usually bright and colorful, tasteless much of the time, but biking shorts are always black... Why is that? I think I have a guess:

Maybe an x-ray would reveal more?

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My hero!!!!

Start calling and make your protest!!!

Simon's Cat 'Let Me In!'

I LOVE CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey You, The Wall Live in Berlin

If you were at that concert you can be sure that I envy you with all my heart and I am not ashamed of declaring that. My only consolation is that it wasn't David Gilmour singing. :-P for you

English faux pas 2

One day I was in a party with a big mixture of nationalities. I was engaged in a conversation with some English people and the subject was something about London at the end of the 19th Century. For some reason I wanted to make a comment on Jack, the Ripper. But being in London for just a few months at that time I didn't know how to say it in English, so I said the closest thing to Portuguese that came to my mind - Jack, the Stripper ("o estripador", in Portuguese). OMG! I don't even remember what was the comment I wanted to make, everybody was laughing. My friend James pointed: Believe me, Vicky, if Jack were a Stripper London would be a much safer place today.

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English faux pas

It was the first time I met my boyfriend's brother, his best friend and a funny cousin - all at the same time - for a Sunday lunch at the family's restaurant. The "incident" happened due to total lack of attention (yes, I am trying to excuse myself).

Anthony, the cousin, was telling us a story about a pub in England called "Dirty Dick" and he asked me if I ever heard of that before. To what I unfortunately replied: "Oh, it is full of Dirty Dick's in England... " Needless to say that I couldn't even finish my sentence.

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